Jesus loves all in this dramatic retelling of the Joseph Smith story. Joseph, the young man who offers his soul, mind and his sexy body up to Jesus so that he can experience his first gay sex! After blessing Joseph’s sweet virgin asshole with his pious prick, Joseph does Jesus the favor of giving him a ball-draining blowjob. Latter day saint, indeed.
The funny things about this video are pretty obvious, so I just want to point out a couple of things here:
1. Jesus isn’t circumsized. Now, I don’t really know if there is a lot of information out there about Jesus’ penis, (I expect there isn’t), but I figure since he was the King of the Jews and all he may have been circumsized. I really should research this, but I just watched a Mormon parody gay porn at 6am, so I have had my fill of penis for the day… no pun intended.
2. Jesus loses his wookie-like locks and beard as soon as his penis comes out. He’s like Samson, or something. Without his hair he is powerless… to cock. Yeah, just like Samson. I should really re-read the Bible.
3. You get to hear Jesus ask someone to suck his cock. That never gets old, amirite?
Those are really the only things I wanted to talk about. And for those of you who find this post to be a little tame, I got you this dildo:
That penis looks so sad for all of us.
